autoflower

    Blueberry x Cream Cheese Autoflower

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    SeedSupreme

    Starting at $95.16

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    Blueberry x Cream Cheese Autoflower - 4 Pack
    $95.16
    Blueberry x Cream Cheese Autoflower - 8 Pack
    $114.19
    Blueberry x Cream Cheese Autoflower - 12 Pack
    $142.74
    Blueberry x Cream Cheese Autoflower - 25 Pack
    $267.64
    Overview

    Cheesy, fruity, sweet, sour and special – a welcome break from the norm that’s well worth checking out. Particularly given how this herb is such a gift to grow, graduating from seed-to-harvest in as little as 10 weeks...

    Because the World Needs More Funk 


    Bud Basics

    There aren’t many strains out there that have lent their genetics to half the number Blueberry has. This herb has made her way into dozens of new-generation hybrids over the years, which in many instances have gone to receive countless awards. For the most part, bringing Blueberry into the mix more or less guarantees miraculous results.


    Cream Cheese might not have quite the same pedigree and history as her berry counterpart, but is nonetheless a buttery-smooth masterpiece in her own right. In any case, combine one of the world’s fruitiest strains with something fabulously funky and the result is a real one-of-a-kind.


    As stinky as she is irresistible, Blueberry x Cream Cheese Autoflower is a weird and wonderful amalgamation of genetics you have to experience to appreciate.


    With Indica-heavy composition, this is more a strain to enjoy during the evening than as a daytime pick-up. A great choice for a welcome mood-boost, but likely to sap your energy levels to such an extent you’ll be capable of very little. The fragrance and flavor of Blueberry x Cream Cheese Autoflower is truly unlike anything else out there – something you either get or you don’t.


    In any case, growing your own from scratch is so easy that you might as well give it a shot. Even if the somewhat wacky taste and smell doesn’t win you over, this ganja's generous 23% THC content will more than likely knock you over.




    Flavor and Fragrance of Blueberry x Cream Cheese Autoflower

    There’s no beating about the bush with this one – it reeks to high heaven. That said, whether or not it’s a stink from heaven or the depths of hell is for you to decide.


    The fragrance is dominated by a sickly scent of ripe Cheese, coupled with sour berries and a creamy-buttery quality that’s difficult to put into words. Some compare these buds to baked goods or cheesecake-like desserts, but they’d have to have been sitting out in the sun for an hour or two to smell like this!


    All of the above translates to exactly the kind of flavor you’d expect. Very little by way of traditional skunky cannabis tastes – replaced instead by masses of sweet and sour fruity-tangy cheese. It’s the kind of taste you either love or loathe, but there’s or no denying this herb's a completely unique specimen. Not to mention, one that’s guaranteed to stink up the place and linger for the next week or so – something to bear in mind if discretion is called for.




    Effects

    Even if you don’t get a kick out of this unique fragrance and flavor, you’ll appreciate the effects. Particularly if you find yourself with a 23% THC batch, you’ll be propelled into an entirely new state of mind in seconds.


    The hard-hitting cerebral uplift is relatively short-lived, but kicks with the kind of frantic energy that can be almost overwhelming. Pressure, dizziness, mind-race – all the kinds of things novice smokers should be wary of.


    If you can ride out this initial blast for just 15 minutes or so, it’ll be worth your while. The lingering sense of dreamy positivity and happy vibes that stick around for the entire experience are absolutely epic.


    Of course, you can count on an Indica-heavy hybrid do the business on the body in no time at all. A creeping sense of relaxation begins making its way from the neck down, gradually reaching every bone and muscle in the body. What’s interesting is how despite the weightiness and drowsiness of the whole thing, couch-lock isn’t normally a factor. You’ll probably feel too damn lazy to do anything physical, but you’d (technically) still be capable if it was absolutely necessary.


    At least, until Blueberry x Cream Cheese Autoflower eventually send you to sleep, which is more or less inevitable a few hours down the line.




    Medical Uses of Blueberry x Cream Cheese Autoflower

    The medical applications of Blueberry x Cream Cheese Autoflower are surprisingly wide-reaching for such an Indica-heavy strain. The high itself is more balanced than you’d expect, combining a powerful cerebral uplift with a deeply relaxing body stone. If you can cope with the seriously frantic initial blast to the brain, the rest of the experience is simply sublime.


    Conditions like depression, chronic stress, PTSD and Bipolar Disorder are known to respond particularly well to strains like these. As is pretty much anything you would normally treat with OTC painkillers.


    Blueberry x Cream Cheese is notorious for triggering bouts of the munchies that are simply insatiable, making poor appetite a thing of the past.


    Time it right and this cannabis can also be a great choice for dealing with occasional issues with insomnia. It’ll be a few hours or so until this pot puts you to sleep, but put you to sleep it almost certainly will!




    Growing Blueberry x Cream Cheese Autoflower Seeds

    The only possible challenge you’ll encounter when growing your own at home is dealing with this hybrid's fantastically funky fragrance. If you can handle a stink and you’re not prioritizing discretion, it is a walk in the park to grow. Even if you have no prior knowledge or experience growing weed, this is the kind of strain it’s almost impossible to go wrong with.


    10 weeks is all it takes from seed to harvest, with these autoflowering seeds switching to the flowering stage when the time is right, regardless of light cycles. No complex equipment or accessories are needed – some good quality soil, the right nutrients and reasonably consistent temperatures will do the trick.


    Prune from time to time to ensure good air circulation, keeping your eye out for mold and rot as the foliage thickens.


    Other than this, there’s nothing to it – subsequent yields averaging around 2oz for every square-foot of grow space. Not huge, but a fair pay-off for basically no work on your part!




    Summary

    If you’re looking for a strain to test your taste buds and your THC tolerance, this is it. Famed for the kind of funk that splits audiences right down the middle, this is the kind of strain you either get or you don’t.


    Cheesy, fruity, sweet, sour and special – a welcome break from the norm that’s well worth checking out. Particularly given how this herb is such a gift to grow, graduating from seed-to-harvest in as little as 10 weeks.


    Yields may be on the moderate side, but you don’t need much of this stinky specimen to have the desired effect. In any case, you probably wouldn’t be able to deal with the stink of a bigger yield – it’s ripe enough as it is!

    More Information
    Strain IconsAutoflower
    SeedbankSeedSupreme
    SexFeminized Autoflower
    VarietyIndica / Sativa
    Harvest MonthAll Year
    Flowering TypeAutoflowering
    Flowering Time8-10 Weeks
    GrowsGreenhouse
    Plant HeightMedium
    YieldMedium
    THC ContentVery High (over 20%)
    CBD ContentLow (0-1%)
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