A Distinct and Delicious Cheese Sensation
Few hybrid strains can compare to the truly unique flavor profile of the scintillatingly sumptuous Critical x Cheese Candy - an all-day specimen packed with the most intriguing and unforgettable tang of lemon and cheese.
Lovers of lemon flavors and that quintessential Cheese profile are in for a treat with this slightly mint-tinged beauty - who really is a sight to behold during cultivation, displaying impressively dense bud structures and memorably generous resin coverage.
Abundant THC-soaked trichomes aren’t the only aspect of this hybrid strain renown for their generosity, as anyone who’s grown these enormous plants can attest to. While that does make this bud behemoth a somewhat daunting challenge for novice cultivators, the feminized nature of these beans helps counteract the challenge of pesky crop-ruining males.
When sampling the influence of Critical x Cheese Candy, ready yourself for the sweetest of stoned balances - delivering an uplifting and cerebral Sativa-based sense of euphoria courtesy of the Cheese Candy genetics (highly suited to sufferers of stress and anxiety), and a full-body calming sensation capable of chilling any rage and relieving chronic pain, brought to the table by the famed Critical lineage.
Flavor and Fragrance of Critical x Cheese Candy
The aroma of Cheese has forever been somewhat of a crowd-splitter, though it’s fair to say that among most cannabis circles, this perennially pungent stink is a welcome delight.
With Critical x Cheese Candy, those pervasive cheesy scents abound alongside delectable whiffs of lemon, making their presence known from the early stages of flowering to the last toke of the spliff.
When it comes to the taste, die-hard Cheese fans will find a fix to their ultimate satisfaction, however, this is perhaps more the connoisseur’s Cheese with her hints of minty undertones and lingering lemon notes
As long as you’re not put off by the somewhat divisive aroma (which, let’s face it, is a difficult feat), then you’re in for a real treat with this pungent strain.
Again paying homage to her Cheese lineage, this hybrid is known and beloved for her ability to make her presence felt instantly, with effects as fast-acting as her scent is prominent.
Ever an in-your-face kind of strain, these potent genetics give Critical x Cheese Candy a home among the one hit and quit strains, which makes these 18% THC nugs ones to approach with a degree of caution.
The early influence of consuming this cannabis takes the shape of serene positivity and the euphoric sense that anything is possible. Hot on the heels of such an uplift, many tokers find themselves quickly overtaken by a palpable motivation which manifests creative urges and opens the doorway to the muses of inspiration.
Soon enough (or fairly immediately, if you’re prone to overdoing it!), a tingling sense of relaxation soothes the body, though rarely enough to induce the dreaded (or desirable) couchlock - again, unless you like your Bob Marley spliffs.
Because of the sedative influence which follows those energized cerebral vibes, Critical x Cheese Candy is perhaps best suited for midday onwards, rather than as your wake and bake variety.
Medical Uses of Critical x Cheese Candy Feminized
Though possessing as little as 0.3% CBD content, Critical x Cheese Candy nonetheless has a number of fans among the medical marijuana masses.
Chiefly, cannabis patients turn to this hybrid for the mood modulating effects, which prove to be perfect partners in combating the likes of anxiety, stress, depression or PTSD.
Insomniacs have also found solace with a daily dose of Critical x Cheese Candy, which helps guide most users off to a pleasant, deeply relaxing and restorative sleep after the cerebral nature wears off.
Thanks to strong analgesic and anti-inflammatory properties, those suffering from chronic pains, migraines, arthritis or even PMS can find great relief with these buds, as can those with eating disorders, nausea-related issues and even chemotherapy patients.
While her high THC content of 18% certainly lands this cannabis strain on more recreational tokers’ lists, don’t write her off for those therapeutic needs!
Growing Critical x Cheese Candy Feminized Seeds
When it comes to growing Critical x Cheese Candy Feminized seeds, there are definitely a few points you’ll want to consider (especially if you’re a first-time cultivator).
While you won’t have to worry about any crop-ruining male marijuana plants with this variety, you’re going to want to prepare yourself with the necessary knowledge and equipment to provide support for your plants.
These bud babies grow to some whopping heights, reaching upwards of 300cm under optimal conditions - that’s nearly 10 feet! This propensity for enormous growth happens whether Critical x Cheese Candy is cultivated indoors or out, so be prepared with a lot of headroom.
As you might expect, such grandiose stature comes with added bonuses and complications. First, the good news - the colas these plants develop are as mightily massive as you’d hope. Next, the somewhat less good news - you’re going to need a strong support system including the likes of trellises and stakes to help your harvest reach its full potential.
For experienced growers, this is no challenge at all, but newbie ganja growers should take heed.
Thankfully, this should be your only real ‘problem’ - and hardly a problem, considering the result is seriously bountiful yields! Critical x Cheese Candy is a decidedly robust plant capable of resisting most pest or mold-related issues thrown at her.
The key to maximizing the potential of your crop of these beauties is simple - cultivate a semi-humid environment with temperatures between 21 and 27°C. You can also try making use of the ScROG technique to boost the output and quality of your buds come harvest time.
Expect in the region of 450 to 500 grams of glistening resin-coated ganja per meter squared after around 7 to 9 weeks of flowering. Or, if you’re growing outdoors (aim to harvest between late September and early October), optimal conditions can yield enormous returns of 700 to 1300 grams per plant!
One hell of a potent Indica that thinks she’s a Sativa - Critical x Cheese Candy Feminized produces some of the most gargantuan ganja plants you may ever come across, with plants capable of becoming veritable cannabis trees in optimal conditions.
This pungent and potent beauty might be a bit much for novice cultivators to handle, though a clear and detailed knowledge of supporting and trimming marijuana will see you a long way with these girls.
If you’re a fan of the perennially popular Cheese, a connoisseur of stinky cannabis searching for an explosive harvest, you’re in the right place with these beans.